Goldman One-Ups Gordon Gekko, Says Jesus Embraced Greed
November 10, 2009 8:38 pm

Matt Taibbi

“The injunction of Jesus to love others as ourselves is an endorsement of self-interest,” Goldman’s Griffiths said Oct. 20, his voice echoing around the gold-mosaic walls of St. Paul’s Cathedral, whose 365-feet-high dome towers over the City, London’s financial district. “We have to tolerate the inequality as a way to achieving greater prosperity and opportunity for all.”

I didn’t believe this story was true at first — thought it had to be a spoof. But it turns out to be true. The great banks of the world have gone on a p.r. counteroffensive in Europe, and are sending spokescrooks in shiny suits into churches to persuade the masses that Christ would have approved of the latest round of obscene bonuses.

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The Lloyd's Prayer
November 11, 2009 1:20 pm

Our Chairman, Who Art At Goldman, Blankfein Be Thy Name.

The Rally's Come. God's Work Be Done, We Have No Fear Of Correction.

Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains, And Bankrupt Our Nearest Competitors, Just As You Taught Lehman And Bear A Lesson.

And Bring Us Not Under Indictment. For Thine Is The Treasury, The House And The Senate Forever And Ever. Goldman.

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Ford Unveils New Car
November 13, 2009 8:36 pm

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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We alter reality to sell you a preconceived narrative
November 14, 2009 6:26 pm

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Sean Hannity Uses Glenn Beck's Protest Footage
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

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Stewart Responds To Hannity's Apology:
November 14, 2009 6:26 pm

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Sean Hannity Apologizes to Jon
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

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Portishead Live
November 14, 2009 7:18 pm

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I Love Lunch! The Musical
November 15, 2009 10:22 pm

Scary

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